Interests:God, friends, family, dancing, dancing in the rain, being flipped, not being dropped while being flipped, singing, singing in the car with Gary, worship, music in general, my iPod, anything acoustic, boys, boys who play music, cute boys, love, feeling loved, being missed, hugs, hugs from boys who pick you up and spin you around, hugs from my big brother, kisses, butterfly kisses, falling asleep in his arms, acting, not acting my age, photographs, my digital camera, Photoshop, memories, quotes, laughing so hard my cheeks hurt, deep conversations, having somebody to cry with, looking at the stars, seeing a shooting star, sunrises, sunsets, dirtbiking, suprises, the color green, chocolate, chocolate milk, and my electric blanket. <3 Expertise:Erm... blinking?
"No, the US exaggerated the arsenal of Russia so they could get elected by preying on the fears of the American people, you stupes!"
"What were we doing from 41-44? Looking at travel brocheres? If they could kill each other - Nazis vs Commies - we kill both of them and - peace!"
"Britain's on the ropes! WHERE'S HER SON?!"
Mr. O'Brien on the Robber Barons: "Ida Tarbell went after John D. Bastard - I mean, Rockefeller."
Mr. O'Brien on the Progressive movement: DOB: Quickly! PROGRESSIVE! Class: Teddy Roosevelt? DOB: BULL MOOSE!
"Would any of you be caught dead dressed as a progressive?"
Mr. O'Brien on Malcolm X "Malcolm X said, "GIVE ME MY RIGHTS RIGHT FRICKEN NOW!" How is white America going to react to that? 'Oh, he's a mad nigger...'"
Mr. O'Brien on the Drug Years: "A long haired hippie walked by and said, 'Hey, you wanna buy some contraband?' I had to look it up!"
Mr. O'Brien on Teaching Methods: "If he shuts me out, I smack him down."
Mr. O'Brien on the Founding Fathers: "Were they young and full of vigor, or did they need the little blue pill?"
Mr. O'Brien on Aging: "When you get older, you see the world as aardvark."
Mr. O'Brien on Political Alliances: "This is not the menage-a-trois you're thinking of..."
Mr. O'Brien on Guerrilla Warfare: "Gators are coming, everybody get your guns! Now, wouldn't it be easier for us to bump a few of 'em off than it would be for them to come in here, conquer, and control?"
Mr. O'Brien on Society: "What about the poor single mother with kids feeding a heroin habit cheating the system? Burn her at the stake, the bitch!"
"What are the most important things to black culture today? Don't say drugs and prisons."
Mr. O'Brien on Chinese Immigrants and the Pacific Railroad: DOB: Why were the Chinese good workers? Fitzpatrick: Because they had nothing else to do?
Mr. O'Brien on Loyalty: Laura: What if someone had me at gunpoint, and was just like, 'xerox it'? DOB: I think you'd have to take a bullet for the team.
Mr. O'Brien on Slavery and Southern Culture: "It's good that you don't know the Sambo stereotype. It's bad that you don't read your book."
"And by mistress, I mean wife of his master. Not someone he's sleeping with on the side."
"People were having sex, if you were a slave, what else would you have to look forward to?"
Mr. O'Brien on North American Geography: "That was Texas, this was Chihuahua."
Mr. O'Brien on Art: DOB: "If this is a big whale, that would make this...what?" David: "A bear?" DOB: "That's a mountain man!"
Mr. O'Brien on States: "States are whores."
? Jake: They were probably smoking dope. DOB: They were probably gay, too. (general uproar) Oh, come on! Don't take that out of context.
Mr. O'Brien on Himself: "I'm an old, disgruntled, judgmental son of a bitch."
Mr. O'Brien on His Class: "You're manipulative SOB's."
Mr. O'Brien on Men: "Every man but a few, loyal and gay, wants to have sex with a lot of women." "Playa, baby, I'm a playa."
Mr. O'Brien on Sex and Marriage: "What did you say? Prehistoric sluts?"
"Sex is good anytime..."
"We stand up and publicly say, "I am having sex with this person, please no one else have sex with this person."
Mr. O'Brien on MUNUC Make peace, not love. No cohabitation.
